Thanks to All Songs Considered's 2005 Holiday Show, I'm obsessed with the LeeVees' "Applesauce Vs. Sour Cream":
Applesauce versus sour cream
Applesauce or sour cream
It’s the choice you’re gonna have to make
Which to put on your potato cakes
Applesauce versus sour cream
Applesauce or sour cream, now
It’s the choice you’re gonna have to make
Tell your mom to fry not bake, now
Life has many decisions
It moves in all directions
This is just one huge, enormous, big decision
You have to make
You have to make it
(Alright, listen up)
One has fruit
And one has milk
If you’re lactose-intolerant, then take a pill, now
It’s the choice you’re gonna have to make
The grease is startin’ to coagulate
Your lawyer called, said everything’s fine
Potato contracts have been signed, yeah
I think your heart just skipped a beat
You can’t wait for your greasy treat, now
Life has many decisions
It moves in all directions
This is just one huge, enormous, big decision
(You have to make)
You have to make it
(You must decide)
Da da da dum
Da da da dum
Da da da dum dum da da dum
Da da da dum
Da da da dum
Da da da dum
You have to make
You have to make it
Jews have to make
Listen up at All Songs Considered (RealPlayer required--ugh) or just buy it at iTunes. Best pop-punk Hanukkah song I've heard in many a year.
